1. I have been sick this week.
2. I couldn't sleep at night either.
3. I coughed.
4. I cried and often.
5. I got really crabby.
6. I coughed and then I cried some more, because I was so tired of coughing.
7. I have peed through my pajama pants several times from coughing way to hard for any one human.
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8. I had big babies, been pregnant multiple times, and all of this equals coughing & wetting ones self.
9. I'm hoping you're still reading after my description of the absence of any sort of modesty that I have displayed through this blog post.
10. Did I mention I have been sick this week?
11. Now, it gets better.
12. My husband Charlie got sick, too.
13, Yes, I said my husband got sick, too, and then came home from work sick.
13. Oh, my my my.........
14. Never ever a good combo. Mom's and dad's should never be sick at the same time.
15. He hasn't been pregnant multiple times.
16. So he gets to stay in the same clothes all day.
17. I don't.
18. I have showered 119 times in 4 days, because I have been pregnant multiple times and I have had a bad cough.
19. I didn't shave my facial hair either during my coughing spree this week.
20. That's just how sick I was.
21. I had a vision today as I passed by a huge mirror in our home.
22. My vision made me sad.
21. My vision was of my near future.
22. So I had to share it with Charlie and now with you.
23. I am going to be that smelly and hairy faced tiara wearing grandma that my grandkids don't want to visit.
24. I don't blame my grandkids, that aren't born yet.
25. Grandma loves you anyways and I understand.
26. I scared myself when I passed by that mirror today.
27. I need to get better and fast.
28. I am one hot mess.
Toodle-loo
Nikki Pugh
5 comments:
Feel better soon!
Thank you, Rachelle. I already am much better. The antibiotics kicked in, but it was quite crazy around here. Moms should not be allowed to be sick-ever! We are needed to much:)
oh no! I hope you're feeling better soon... personally I'd wear a sanitary towel (pads) to soak it all up.
I sometimes think that, I'll be one of those old ladies with too much facial hair that the kids laugh at and don't want you near them to give them a kiss :(.... I really need to look in to laser hair treatment but that scares but will also cost a bomb....
Bubbles-being a woman, sometimes, is not all it's cracked up to be, apparently-LOL!!!! I am much better now and less whiney, too-HA!!
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