My number one goal is to be able to jump on the trampoline without peeing all over myself and our kids.
They are not very fond of this.
Keep in mind I gave birth to some very big babies and gravity itself has shown me that it is indeed going to be my worst enemy.
(Too much info, perhaps?)
(Too much info, perhaps?)
My second goal is to not grow a full lady beard to where the circus wants to showcase me in the traveling freak show.
Yes, I still spend my free time plucking..............will this ever end?
Yes, I still spend my free time plucking..............will this ever end?
I would hope that Charlie and the boys would miss me terribly if the circus comes a callin'.
My third goal is to not have to go to the vet to have my heels shaved because the podiatrist and/or spa denies my patronage.
(Flip flops and sandals are so terrible on my tootsies, but I love them so)
(Flip flops and sandals are so terrible on my tootsies, but I love them so)
You can never say that I am NOT a goal oriented chick!
Toodle-loo
Nikki Pugh
9 comments:
OH who kills me this morning with laughter? YOU, that's who!! Girl-you should have talked to me years ago when I made the choice to adopt...I ONLY pee in the toilet when I want-hahaha! My mom is a "pee'er", don't even get close when she sneezes! TMI? never!!
xoxo
Nikki, I beleive I have become addicted to your blogs. You always bring a smile. While I haven't felt the need to go after my facial hair with tweezers, I CAN so relate to the bladder battle. It really is a talent to be able to turn and twist your body in just the right way to put counter pressure against a sagging bladder in order to avoid not only washing the dishes but the floor around the sink. Keep up the inspiring and uplifting talk that encourages us women to accept ourselves and live happy with who we are.
Chinamommy-Reading your comment, just now, cracked me up!!! I yearn to only pee in the toilet (it's my secret dream)-LOL!!!!!!! Sneezing is by far the worst-I so relate to your mom. Coughing is my close second-Wowzers, can the flood gates open! Here's more of my "never enough TMI!"
Nancy-well, let's just say that you just brought a smile to my face:)
I love your story about the sagging bladder-I get it, girl, I do! LOL!
Thank you so much for writing such a wonderful comment. If we women don't just say it how it REALLY is then we all think we're alone-and we are SO not! I just take it upon myself to call a spade a spade and so be it-LOL!!!!!!!
This week I went to the supermarket and bought some hair reduction cream... I intend to try it other areas first and if it works then maybe my face... maybe its worth giving something like it a go...
Bubbles-That's pretty cool! Let me know how it works. Maybe I could look for it here in the USA.
I am so totally tired of this ridiculous ongoing problem since I hit my thirties, but I keep up with it thank goodness:)
Always putting a smile on my face....you are too funny!
Ha ha! That's too funny! You have some great goals! I understand the bladder problem on the trampoline...if I'm on too long, we end up playing 'dodge the wet spot'! It's even worse when I have a cold...I think I'm going to have to invest in some depends next time I come down sick!
And facial hair..oh my..I have one on my face that grows an inch over night! Sometimes I don't realize it's there until the wind blows and I feel it move! Haha..the joys of womanhood!
Thank you, Bonnie! I enjoy your blogs, as well:)
Tina-"Dodge the wet spot" made me giggle! Isn't that the truth? It's nice knowing we're not alone in playing this game-LOL! I don't know about you, but all of this "womanhood jazz" was a complete surprise to me. They need to have a class on it in high school or college to prepare us for it-LOL!!!
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